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Farts. A Spotters guide

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From the Publisher:
By Crai S. Bower. Illustrations by Travis Millard.

Pull My Finger!
From the gentle hiss of the Silent-but-Deadly to the rip-roaring salute of the Seismic Blast, this hilarious, illustrated mock spotter's guide identifies the field marks, voice, habitat, and range of ten common wind-breakers, so that you can identify he (or she) who dealt it every time.

Can't pinpoint what the Flight OS Buttock Bees sound like?
Just push the button on the attached battery-powered fart machine, which accurately reproduces each emanation, and let 'er rip!

Sure, everyone does it; but everyone tries to hide it a little differently.

Grossly hip illustrations by the Fudge Factory's yes, you read that right Travis Millard depict the offenders and offenders in brilliant detail.

Printed on durable card stock, this is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us.

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Recommended for ages 5 years and older.
Battery replacement.

Customer Reviews
A: Very Funny!
Was a present for my brother-in-law but all gathered round to laugh at this books silliness. Well presented.

B: Farts
This is just a fun book. I have had all different ages of people really enjoyed the humor of this book. When I first picked up this book; I was shocked that someone would even take the time to publish such a book. Once you open your mind and flip through the pages for they're worth; that's it's pure entertainment. You can really enjoy and laugh along with others. I don't really recommend it for really young kids, but your teens on up will find it entertaining. I recommend this book for someone who wants to give a book that is completely out of the ordinary.

C: Any kid would be amazed that this even exists
Ahhh... Laughing at Farts- seems kiddish and maybe old hat, maybe something to be above... but alas its a form of entertainment everyone carries around. I bought this for my son's 6th birthday and he couldn't even believe it. It was definitely his favorite present. He was flippin out on the name 'Flight of the Buttocks Bees'- one of the farts described and sounded. He really got into it and started naming all issued farts now. I was glad to see he got the humor too- with a dude standing in an elevator smiling and everyone else cringing -loves showing people that image. The little sound device is freaking hilarious! Makes me think of the other types of books that have these... like Disney books where you can hear the fairies wand -but here you can hear a raunchy fart. Accidentally pushed a button in the store when I picked it up (buying it the first time) and got some funny looks from Urban Outfitters hotties across the store. I bought one online for my bro and his kids and they Loved it too (Great Gift). Really amazes kids- just put yourself in their shoes- I would have loved to have this when I was little- or even now as a coffee table book to make people laugh. Word about the illustrator: Travis of Fudgefactory comics is an underground style illustrator/Artist who's done many a skateboard deck, and work with Burton Snowboards, Volcom, Sheppard Fairy (Obama Poster) and many zines, music albums and gallery shows- good chance to get introduced and/or pick up a bit of his work.

Look and listen for other books in the series Farts A Spotter's Guide Book:
Farts. A Spotters guide. Interactive Sound Book Farts Around the World: A Spotter's Guide. Interactive Sound Book Farts in the Wild: A Spotter's Guide. Interactive Sound Book Jurassic Farts: A Spotter's Guide. Interactive Sound Book

Features

  • Replaceable long-life batteries included.
  • Sound of ten common farts.
  • This guide identifies the field marks, voice, habitat, and range of wind-breakers.
  • Board book, 22 pages.

Specifications

Length :

8 2/8 in.

Width :

6 6/8 in.

Thickness :

4/8 in.

Batteries :

1.5V x 3; AG-13 button cell

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0-8118-6609-2

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